“gays will push their sexuality onto their children”
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
“Look at little Emma and her future husband! SO cute!”
(literally two 3 month olds flailing on a baby mat)
“Ooh, a friend? Is Samantha your GIRLFRIEND, Johnny?”
(4 year old boy expressing he has made a friend at school)
“You’ve been friends with Michael for a while now haven’t you? Would you like to marry him when you’re older?”
(8 year old girl, male best friend)
“He’s such a ladies’ man!” (tiny infant responding positively and smiling vacantly in response to the attention of adult human women)
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